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The Legend Continues...

If you are here... you are blessed and you are chosen....  Unbeknownst to you, by scanning that QR code, you have been in the presence of a "Stripling Boomer".  Like King Arthur's Court, or The Three Nephites, the Stripling Boomers were a fearless and powerful class of God's chosen warriors, thought for generations to only be a thing of fairy tales... but no... Ward Radio is here to tell you the truth of these ancient crusaders and herald their brave return!

 

Naysayers will mock their ballads but the Stripling Boomers built much of our empire, and we are in their debt.  Before the digital fall, they faught valiently against the hoardes of King Evangelus Protestanus and his creedist necromancers, defending the borders of the empire at the tip of their analog swords.

 

After the Age of Digitization, many of these brave warriors were banished and driven underground, betrayed by the priestly class of the scribes and courtesans, but rumors of their return can be heard in hushed whispers amongst the common folk who have heard their hymns in the badlands and the forests, beyond the borders of the kingdom.  Will our heroes return?  Are the Stripling Boomers real?  Ask one... they're standing right next to you!

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NOTE:  Male Stripling Boomers can be identified by their New Balance Shoes, often paired with pleated khakis or heavy-duty jeans.  Dedicated Stripling boomers of the highest order will wear black velcro New Balance Shoes on Sunday during religious services. Female Stripling Boomers often wear denim "Mom-jeans" from the first time they were popular, and Stripling Boomers of all clans may often can be recognized by their strange vernacular and propensity to quote the ancient scribe, Bruce R. McKonkie.  Well-versed in puns, and generally proficient in baking, the females will often assist the males in cleaning their religious buildings on Saturday mornings while the male warriors gather to move families in and out of their respective enclaves, called "wards".  They almost all voted for Ronald Reagan.

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