Get your own AUTOGRAPHED  "War in Heaven" VETERAN hat, as seen on Ward Radio!  Do you long for the days when you were in the trenches with Michael the Archangel?  Do you yearn for the smell of spiritual gunsmoke from the Book of Revelation?!  Do you reminisce over the remeberence of the your righteous riflemen brother who fought valiantly with Michael the Archangel?  If so... we have the hat for you!  Get one for you or one of your fellow Body Recipient First Class friends and show your pride!
 
This hat will be autographed by Cardon Ellis, host of Ward Radio.
 
*** Disclaimer:  This should be obvious but there is always some virtue-signaling loudmouth or self-congratulatory online troll who wants to virtue-signal by screaming "stolen valor" or "you're not real veterans" or some other ridiculuous slogan to make themselves and their little lives feel just a little bit bigger.  Here is our response.  1.  You're probably not even a veteran so we don't take you seriously.  2.  If you are, Thank You for your service, however ... we already checked with our veteran friends and family and they thought this was hilarious.   We're sorry if you don't like it but youre in the minority.  3.  There's no real way to make ANY kind of jokes about the "War" in heaven without invoking some kind of militaristic humour... in this case it was the "Veteran Hat", but out of an abundance of respect toward those who served in present/physical wars, not pre-mortal/biblical ones, we did not make an exact copy of the traditional veteran hat but a more sporty, modern one, in order to emphasize that this is a satirical hat, not a real one.  In addition we did not use the "battle flag" of the United States, but the battle-standard of the now-defunct "Nauvoo Legion" which is similar to the battle flag in color, but also, obviously very different in shape, in order to not cause confusion.   I also wore the hat for two weeks in public as a "test run" and was not "mistaken for a veteran" once.  So...  This is satire, people.... satire." ****